Don’t come to my line while talking on the phone


Customer: *walks up to my register while yapping on the phone*

Me: How are you, ma’m?

Customer: *on the phone* blahlalalalalalalalalalalala

Me: Do you have a (insert my store here) card?

Customer: *still on the phone* Blahlalalalalalalala

Me: …..*scans all the items and gives the total*

Customer: *swipes the card and enters pin number* Okay bye *hangs up* Oh, I have my (insert my store here) card!

Me: Too late. Transaction is already finished 


Me: :-)